change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
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I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of
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young and sweet
OH GOD HES SO CUTE HELP
oH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM BOUNCING ITS SO CLUTE IM HDAVING A STROKE